demetri martin= loser
Demetri Martin is quite an intelligent man, and more successful than you are, "dude".
You're a douche. Do you honestly think you're brilliant because you phrase things using slightly less common, albiet well-known, expressions/words (see I can do it too pink handbag-stick), and put common slang in quotes like you're too good for it?
I believe he was quoting Keanu Reeves. Pink handbag stick? I'm still working on "peeny"...
haha thats classic :)