Bebop Asks: So I was digging through my cupboard tonight looking for something to cook up for dinner and I came across a bag of onions I'd back a while back. Much to my surprise, I found this growing out of one of the bulbs. Plz advise soon, I don't want it to grow legs and run away. I paid good money for that bad boy. Bosch Responds: Boil it on the lowest possible heat for two days, but boil it in lard. Start adding tequila until most of the fat has completely denatured and alcohol burned off. Keep processing it in this manner until you have clear liquid of only slightly oily texture. Rub it all over your body and wander around south L.A.