Happiness all around. I admit, I have been the wild girlfriend once or twice in my day. Unfortunately, my guy has figured out how this works. He now is immune to my tantrums and just lets me rant until I run out of steam and demand cuddles.

You encounter a large group of FEMALES. They appear to be of Neutral alignment. You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL.

TALK selected. Which option? A. INTRO B. ASK C. INSULT D. JOKE

You have chosen TALK, JOKE. Your 2 points in WIT and 1 point in INT give you 2 dice to roll. You roll a 10. On a scale of 1 - 200, your joke ranks "Limping Sophomoric Cliche," and you lose RESPECT and INTEREST points from most of the FEMALES. You have new TALK options

for the remaining FEMALES.

You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL on remaining FEMALES.

...

You have chosen TALK; FLIRT. Your 2 points in WIT, 1 point in INT, 1 point in CHARISMA, and EXP level 2 give you 4 dice to roll. You incur a 1-die penalty for having remained at EXP level 2 for such a long time when most players would have achieved levels 24 - 40 by now.

You roll a 21. On a scale of 1 - 300, your FLIRT ranks "Grasping Bitter Desperation" and all remaining females, even those with extremely low INT and

...because women are impervious to rational thought? Dumb.

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amazing

amazing

I love the look on the guy's face at the end.

i punched a guy and he sdead

I got your back Jack, female doges be crazy.

Its funny because its true :)

The only things we can tell is HAHAHAHAHHA LMAO XDDDDD

HAHA WIMMIN R IRRASHUNAL & DA MENZ R ALWAIZ RITE BUT DEY JUSS CANT WIN CUZ WIMMIN B CRAAAAZYYYYY LOLOLOL

can we puh-LEAZE retire this exhausted cliché?