Wild Girlfriend Fuuu
Happiness all around. I admit, I have been the wild girlfriend once or twice in my day. Unfortunately, my guy has figured out how this works. He now is immune to my tantrums and just lets me rant until I run out of steam and demand cuddles.
Despite not liking or respecting your kind, I agree that listening until you run out of steam is pretty much the only way to deal with your people.
You encounter a large group of FEMALES. They appear to be of Neutral alignment. You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL.
TALK selected. Which option? A. INTRO B. ASK C. INSULT D. JOKE
You have chosen TALK, JOKE. Your 2 points in WIT and 1 point in INT give you 2 dice to roll. You roll a 10. On a scale of 1 - 200, your joke ranks "Limping Sophomoric Cliche," and you lose RESPECT and INTEREST points from most of the FEMALES. You have new TALK options
for the remaining FEMALES.
You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL on remaining FEMALES.
You have chosen TALK; FLIRT. Your 2 points in WIT, 1 point in INT, 1 point in CHARISMA, and EXP level 2 give you 4 dice to roll. You incur a 1-die penalty for having remained at EXP level 2 for such a long time when most players would have achieved levels 24 - 40 by now.
You roll a 21. On a scale of 1 - 300, your FLIRT ranks "Grasping Bitter Desperation" and all remaining females, even those with extremely low INT and
TASTE, wander off to look for scantily clad Forest Elf Archers instead of having to stand near you.
You have opened the channel, Guild Search. On which guild would you like more information?
You have chosen, "Losers Seeking Similarly Sexist Lamers for Comiserating Circle Jerk-- No high levels accepted."
As you make your way through the wood to the LSSSLCCJ guild hall, you hear in the distance the faint sounds of other people in the bushes, obviously in a state of erotic frenzy, and think to yourself how much better it is getting laughs from other losers, than getting laid. There's no way any of those FEMALES could have told you the way to the Neveryielding Brilliant Rapier of Ultimate Power, anyway.
...because women are impervious to rational thought? Dumb.
when angry. yes
Not any more than any man.
...I keep looking for similar satirical humor but with the roles reversed. Odd thing, they don't seem to exist...I wonder why? Hmmmn.
wait sorry let me rephrase that
I love the look on the guy's face at the end.
i punched a guy and he sdead
I got your back Jack, female doges be crazy.
Its funny because its true :)
The only things we can tell is HAHAHAHAHHA LMAO XDDDDD
HAHA WIMMIN R IRRASHUNAL & DA MENZ R ALWAIZ RITE BUT DEY JUSS CANT WIN CUZ WIMMIN B CRAAAAZYYYYY LOLOLOL
can we puh-LEAZE retire this exhausted cliché?
that was an idiotic and childish display