When are people going to get it through their heads that ditches are the people who simply aren't smart, but you get along with? If a ditch be actin' crazy, then it's a factor of stupidity, not human nature. Get over it.

When are people going to get it through their heads that friends are the people you simply aren't attracted to, but you get along with? If you aren't attractive to the person, then it's really not a factor of stupidity, but of human nature. Get over it.